Sunday, December 9, 2007

BITCHY BITCHY DRUNK GIRLS

ME: TAXI
BBDG: I NEED A CAB RIGHT NOW!
ME: OK, WELL WHERE ARE YOU
BBDG: HILTON
ME: ARE YOU PART OF THE xxxxxxxxPARTY?
BBDG: YES AND WE WANT A CAB RIGHT NOW, WE ARE CAREGIVERS AND NURSES
ME: WE HAVE 3 CALLS AHEAD OF YOU AT THAT LOCATION, SO BE PATIENT WE WILL BE RIGHT OVER
BBDG: I COULD CARE LESS
ME: ARENT YOU A CAREGIVER?
BBDG: YES, BUT I DONT CARE
ME: OH WELL THATS MESSED UP
BBGD: JUST GET THAT XXXXXXX CAB HERE
ME: HANG UP


I HOPE I NEVER HAVE HER AS MY CARE GIVER!!!

3 comments:

Mimsy Buttons said...

Hey, people don't like to read things in all-caps... it = SCREAMING! Nice start to your blog though. :D

DISPATCHICK said...

OK THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP ON THAT ONE...I WAS READING YOUR BLOG

Unknown said...

That's really funny. Reminds me of an old Cary Grant movie line.

Dr. Elwell: "Do you deny that at that time, your patients were under the impression that you were a butcher, and not a doctor?"

Dr. Praetorius: "Do you prefer the impression given to their patients by so many of our colleagues that they are doctors, and not butchers?"