DO PEOPLE REALLY THINK WE HAVE WINGS??

ME: TAXI
LADY: I NEED A CAB THIS MORNING TO GO TO THE AMTRAK
ME: OK, WHEN CAN WE PICK YOU UP?
LADY: (CALLING AT 4:45) AT 5:15
ME: OK, WE ARE BOOKED SOLID AT THAT TIME, (INTERUPTION)
LADY: I NEED A CAB HERE IN 30 MIN.
ME: OK I WILL DO MY BEST
LADY: YOU WILL COME AND PICK ME UP YOURSELF IN YOUR PERSONAL CAR?
ME: UH NO MAAM
LADY: OH YES YOU WILL IF IM LATE I WILL HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE
ME: IM SORRY, BUT THATS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, DO YOU WANT A CAB AT 5:15 OR NOT
LADY: YES
ME: WE ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING ABOUT 5 - 7 MINUTES BEHIND SCHEDULE SO BE PATIENT, WE WILL GET YOU PICKED UP
LADY: YOU BETTER...
HANG UP

ARE PEOPLE SERIOUS WHEN THEY TALK LIKE THAT? MAKING DEMANDS LIKE ITS LIFE OF DEATH? JUST FOR THE RECORD, HER TRAIN WAS DEPARTING AT 5:30, SHE MADE THE RESERVATION FOR 5:15, I TOLD HER WE WERE RUNNING LATE...???ARE PEOPLE JUST FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT? MY WORD...I'M SO TIRED RIGHT NOW