My Top Ten Calls of The Night
(It was really hard to choose)
10. Can we get 10 cabs at ------ street ? there are 10 of us (are you just dumb?)
9. Yeah how much to rent a cab for the night? We have at least $70.00... (are you just
(dumber)
8. Taxi? yeah I have a strange question, can you guys come to -------- bar, and pick up my
jacket and take it to my house? I'll pay whatever... (Yes you will)
7. Yeah taxi? we just got a taxi and I think we left something in the cab...can u have the
driver look for a money clip that has a 20 dollar gold piece on it with about 400.00 in
it? (are you super dumb?)
6. Can you tell me if you picked up my wife at ----- ------- (bar) and where you took her?
and who she was with? a male or female? (yeah right!)
5. I just got a ride from Wal Mart to my house and I think I left my weed in the van (like - wow, what did you just say man?)
4. Yeah we just got a ride from ------ (a strip club) and your pervert driver told us
we could show him our tits and not have to pay for the ride? (pervert?)
3. I was told you were giving free rides tonight? ( yeah well I was told YOU were)
2. Hey OT, how much does it cost if someone "pukes" in the cab? (hundreds)
AND THE NUMBER ONE CALL OF THE NIGHT
1. Taxi? hey is it legal to have sex in the cab? tee hee giggle giggle (legal? you got cash?)
So there you have it, my top ten, there were soooo many more, too many to choose from
HAPPY 2008 TO ALL OF YOU DRIVERS OUT THERE IN THE TRENCHES TRYING TO EEK OUT A LIVING PICKING UP ALL THESE INTERESTING FOLKS
KUDOS!
3 comments:
My favorite last night was:
"What do you mean there is a 2-hour wait? I want a taxi NOW!"
And people in Hell want ice-water too. But they ain't gonna get it.
I think dispatchers need a sound affects setup like the radio stations so you can give the hilarious cackle or bomb dropping sound etc.
Gosh, thats true "what do you mean there is a 2 hour wait" was a good one, i heard that all night long...
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